Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He got the gas bill.
Why do blacks have white hands and feet? They were on all fours when God spray painted them!
Why did the Mexicans fight so hard to take the Alamo? So they could have four clean walls to write on.
Q: What do you call a white man with a sheep under each arm? A: A Pimp.
Who is the corpse at an Irish wake? The sober one in the corner!
What's an Irish seven course dinner? A six pack and a potato!
Did you hear about the Amish woman who wanted a divorce? Her husband was driving her buggy.
A guy goes into a Chinese bar and says, "How 'bout a Stoly?" The bartender says, "Once upon a time...."
What did the Buddhist Monk say to the hot dog vendor? "Make me one with everything."
Where does the Jewish husband hide his money from his wife? Under the vacuum cleaner.
Q: What is the first thing the French Army teaches at basic training? A: How to surrender in at least 10 languages.
What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!
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