Dirty Jokes
What is the difference between a sin and shame? It's a sin to stick it in and a shame to take it out.
Q: How do you know when a blonde's been in your frige? A: Lipstick on the cucumbers!
You inhale about 700,000 of your own skin flakes each day. Now that is gross!
If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get laid off?
What's the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic = using a feather
Kinky = using the whole chicken
Hi, my name's ______. You better remember it cause you'll be screaming it later!
Q. How do you teach a blonde math?
A. Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, and square root her.
What is 69 and 69?
Dinner for four!
Q: How are math and sex the same?
A: I don't get either one.
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